09 October 2005
100 questions. what a waste of time!
(previous entry)
100 Questions:
1. Are you an innie or an outie?
innie
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
i guess boot-cut jeans don�t count
3. Have you ever written a song?
when i was ten. to the tune of �heathcliff� (yes, that cartoon tv show. shut up.)
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?
i cannot. only pennies in my wallet.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet?
indeed. esp. when it is just a single restroom (i haven�t been into the multi-stalled bathrooms, though.). wait. 8th grade camp. our floor was assigned the men�s restroom. we learned then that URINALS FLUSH ON THEIR OWN! scared the crap out of me, egg and saucy99.
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?
again, as a side.
7.a. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?
besides, thank you very much.
7.b. Do you like sauce on or beside your chips?
ditto.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
no. absolutely not. lhldkhdllllllll -- just tried -- didn�t work!
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
no. they rejected me. i kid you not. we called them to see if i could become a brownie, and they never called me back.
10. Have you ever broken a mirror?
nope.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?
on a frozen sled. as a kid. bad. stupid. dumb.
12. What is your biggest pet peeve?
oh, i have a lot. people not washing their hands in public restrooms and then touching the door. that�s one, for sure. i have others. can�t think of them right now.
13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?
you betcha!
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
again, you betcha.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
neither. but let me ask you this-- have i answered this set of questions before? somehow, i think i have!
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
2x. great experience. i recommend it. especially in a finnish lake in the summer.
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
try and bring my own bag. otherwise, paper.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.
depends on my mood. sometimes i�m a carnivore, sometimes i�m a carbivore.
19. Did you have a baby blanket?
stuffed animals all the way!
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
bad, bad mistake. i had to wear a headband for 2 months until my hair grew out.
21. Have you ever sleepwalked?
sleep talked, not sleep walked.
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?
no. oh god, no.
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up?
i don�t want to.
24. Are you double jointed?
no. creepy.
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be?
pretty content the way i am right now, though the energy i had at 21 was pretty darn nifty.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
no, too careful.
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride?
no, but i can�t ride them anymore. i think i have a very different sense of balance and center of gravity now then when i was 16.
28. What is your dream car?
a hybrid would be nice.
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time?
inspector gadget rocked my world.
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?
scared to death of sharks. no.way.in.hell. don�t care if they don�t usually swim in shallow water.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
nope.
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first?
i wouldn�t be. but, uhm, hello: hold my breath and SWIM?
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
i HAVE answered this before. and yes, i have, but not for me. i also have been in a cop car. same night. it was interesting.
35. Can you pick something up with your toes?
i have magic toes.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
two.
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
have i ever! can you say 8 am philosophy class in college?
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
i fly too much.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited?
not enough! (but quite a lot, actually, i have nothing to complain about)
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
no. i don�t handle pain well, and running and biking and swimming in one day (and for those insane distances) would be enough to have me collapse.
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
when i say �i want to win the lottery� does that make me sound shallow? because i�m not. i want to be happy. and money does not buy happiness, but it does help my latte habit. what can i say.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
don�t struggle! that�ll make you sink quicker!
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
yes
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
i have not. maybe i haven�t done this survey. this question is weird.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
alice all the way.
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
crayons, baby, crayons!
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
dark bread. yum! all the way. i also love sourdough, though, san francisco sour dough is amazing.
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
fried.
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
almost. i mean, i was in the car, but we literally just rolled into the gas station and probably could have only rolled 1/2 a meter further, but that�s it. ok. boring. you don�t care anyways, dear reader!
51. Do you talk in your sleep?
on occasion.
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?
honestly? snow is more fun, but harder.
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?
i take option c. neither.
54. Have you ever played in the rain?
yes!
55. Which of these do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?
i�d be scared of both. being mauled to death isn�t on my top 10 list.
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
in a split second, yes!
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
never smile at a crocodile!
58. Do you drink pepsi or coke?
both, but i prefer sparkling water!
59. What's your favourite number?
don�t have one. sue me!
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
neither. i don�t want to be a car.
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
what, like �accidentally� taking all the shampoo bottles with me? and the soap? and the pens? me? never! they jump into my bag, i can�t stop �em!
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
if the other option is snot dripping out of my nose, then the answer is yes.
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
not really. careful bather!
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
why do you care?
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
out of my dorm room in college, all the time. now i�m too paranoid to lock myself out. too much of a type a personality.
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
�doh!
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
easy peasy answer! right now, captn� jack sparrow would be on the top of my list.
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn?
don�t they just honk whenever ?
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?
crossed eyes is a rough medical condition. give me the huge nose!
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like?
not in a group.
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?
i�m not so good at hiding emotions...
72. Have you ever returned a gift?
rarely!
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
re-gifting... hmm...not usually, but in a desperate situation?
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
track and field? diving? gymnastics?
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
hmm. the fact that i don�t know that answer means i�m probably not a shoe person per se.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?
i might, we�re pretty good friends.
77. Do you sing in the car?
when i�m a walkin� i strut my stu-uff!
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?
honey?
79. What is your favourite breed of dog?
golden labs are pretty darn nifty.
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
who wouldn�t? yes, i give regularly to the ASPCA!
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?
i�m not. i�ll never be. so leave me alone.
82. What is your least favourite fruit?
i love all fruit, i really do.
83. What kind of fruit have you never had?
what are those stinky fruit called? dorian? lorian? you know what i mean!
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
ooh. that�s hard. i like clothing stores (ann taylor, jjill), but right now i want to buy curtains and lighting and house related stuff, so any store that has that. maybe a nice antique store?
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
not s sports apparel sort of gal.
86. Are/were you a good student?
uhm, if i were, would i be doing this?
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
i take the fifth.
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
conscientious objector. i�m really a pacifist at heart.
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
uhm, i�d prefer not to.
90. What do you think is your best feature?
hmm. i dunno.
91. If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
i�d never win with my voice!
92. What is your favourite season?
spring? fall? temperate climate with sun, maybe in the 70s? it depends on where you are in the world...
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
immediately? me and my hubby.
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
oh. that�s hard. not seeing would be hard, but not hearing would almost be worse. i just don�t know?
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?
painter.
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
i�m in like grade 20, 21 or something like that. leave me alone.
98. Have you ever had surgery?
yes.
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
i�d rather be a professional fencer!
100. What do you like to collect?
i prefer not to be a pack-rat, so i�ll say: books!
ok. what a colossal waste of time!
later gaters!
dandlioneyes at 9:39 pm