04 May 2004
quotes for the day
totally unimaginative first entry of the day. but they quotes made me smile:
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of
it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't
have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the
people who have to wait for them?
off to the archives i go!
dandlioneyes at 10:05 am